{"id":1384,"date":"2003-05-02T19:09:34","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T22:09:34","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T03:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/archives\/1384","title":{"rendered":"Tatu \u00e9 o canal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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\n– Olha l\u00e1 Yulia! Eles cairam de novo!<\/i>
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Pois \u00e9… quanto eu mais leio sobre Tatu mais eu me divirto. A m\u00fasica \u00e9 qualquer coisa, mas o au\u00ea que fazem em cima das duas \u00e9 muuuuito legal. Ali\u00e1s, esperem o dia em que for feito o an\u00fancio de que as duas v\u00e3o fazer um filme er\u00f3tico (ou uma com\u00e9dia rom\u00e2ntica l\u00e9sbica com cenas calientes entre as duas). Pelo menos eu acho que \u00e9 s\u00f3 o que falta fazerem depois dessa not\u00edcia de que elas v\u00e3o se casar caso ganhem um concurso e que pensam em abrir um bordel… Ali\u00e1s, o tom da not\u00edcia \u00e9 algo digno de nota. \u00c9 incr\u00edvel como as pessoas caem nessas armadilhas de marketing \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\ntATu \\’marriage vows\\’<\/a><\/p>\n

Steve Sealink<\/p>\n

tATu\\’s increasingly implausible lesbionics are spiralling out of control faster than an Aeroflot Dakota with Vlad the pilot stoked up on the Stolichnaya.<\/p>\n

The Ruskie perv-inspiring pop pair – Lena and Julia – now reckon they\\’re going to get MARRIED in Germany in the summer – after no doubt garnering some wry quips from Terry Wogan when they represent Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest on May 24.<\/p>\n

He\\’s a one…<\/p>\n

The latest red-top headline-rousing bobbins from the tiresome twosome was relayed to famous German tabloid Bild. Think the Daily Star with more nuddy bits and you\\’re in the right area.<\/p>\n

After announcing their nonsensical nuptial intent, Lena added the latest, yawnsome dose of tabloid tittilation, saying: \\”We were never faithful to each other. We also had lots of sex with boys (but) we don\\’t have time for sex any more.\\”<\/p>\n

\\”We still live with our parents but we want to move in together now – into a former brothel.\\”<\/p>\n

Girls – you\\’re shocking us. Go to your rooms now!<\/p>\n

tATu\\’s May Wembley Arena gigs have been binned due to chronic sales, which the papers have been blaming on fearful parents not wanting to expose their little teen darlings to a show crammed with smutty, schoolgirl corn-fed carpet-munching codswallop.<\/p>\n

And these are the same adults who would think nothing of letting them buy a Busted album.<\/p>\n

Outrageous.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Vai, me diz: como n\u00e3o se divertir com essa hist\u00f3ria toda? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Olha l\u00e1 Yulia! Eles cairam de novo! Pois \u00e9… quanto eu mais leio sobre Tatu mais eu me divirto. A m\u00fasica \u00e9 qualquer coisa, mas o au\u00ea que fazem em cima das duas \u00e9 muuuuito legal. Ali\u00e1s, esperem o dia em que for feito o an\u00fancio de que as duas v\u00e3o fazer um filme […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.charles.pilger.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}